i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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