I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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