Your mouth is God's brothel.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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