is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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