Can i not drive my cunt home
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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