How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
someone owes me an orgasm
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
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