he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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