And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you mean i was at the winter classic?
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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