bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Oh god it's open bar.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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