Heybabeimwearingurpanties
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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