the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Is it penis luge time yet?
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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