She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
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