we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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