Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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