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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There are paw prints all over my ceiling.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.

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• (336): View more from North Carolina

  I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now

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• (210): View more from Texas

  It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about

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• (631): View more from New York

  You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  My bed smells like the plague

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."

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