It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
