fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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