Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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