I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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