2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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