Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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