I hope mine doesn't look like that
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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