So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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