How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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