It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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