Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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