I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Houston, we have a squirter
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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