We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
4 words: hood of his car
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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