Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
God, I missed his penis.
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