Plan B is the new Plan A
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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