Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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