She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize
