We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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