Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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