I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Randomize
