it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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