I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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