How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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