is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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