just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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