I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
we're making bets on your personal life
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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