Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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