well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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