I love black thongs
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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