i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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