You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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