Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
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