No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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