i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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