It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
Operation Purity has been aborted
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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