if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just found a bag of teeth...
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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