why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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