rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Still dying that you shit outside
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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