So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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