Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
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